A Few Open Notes

I have so many small things to say so I'm going to do a few "open notes" (they're not long enough to be letters) and then be on my way. 

Dear Garnier:  The Herbashine box said medium ash brown.  The result is coal mine black.  Please correct packaging.  

Dear WalMart Truck Driver:  When the sign says YIELD, that means YIELD to oncoming traffic, not make oncoming traffic bow down to your awesomeness.  And that thing about not pulling into the left lane when there's a car in your left lane?  It's not really a guideline.  It's a rule.  

Dear McDonalds:  50 piece McNuggets and a gallon of sweet tea?  Are you single handedly trying to send the number of heart attack and diabetes patients into the billions?

Dear Post Office:  Why did it take you 14 days to put my package into the sort center?  Now it will come when I am at Rhinebeck.  I am not a happy person about that one. 

Dear YarnyOldKim:  Less than 24 hours and we'll be on our way to a fab weekend! 

Dear Friends of Husband:  Hinting for an invitation to supper by whining about being hungry does not win you points.  Nor does it win you a supper invitation. 

Dear Husband:  Obey The Rules.

 

Best,

Yvonne

Comments

[Kim]

So you'll have coal black hair?!! Goth Yvonne! See you tomorrow!

[anne]

oh, Yvonne, are we having a bad day???? Just think, in less than 24 hours you'll be on the way to Rhinebeck...that should put a smile on your face!!
enjoy...

[DPUTiger]

Repeat after me: Rhinebeck is this weekend ... Rhinebeck is this weekend ... (repeat until you feel better. Then go enjoy your trip!)